That’s Why I Can’t Have Breasts #04 — Slimes Defeated
But were they parasites or symbiotes? I have no idea why this took so long to pop. I blame the Olympics.. Impressions: Since this was so late, for a time, I was considering writing up a generic...
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #05 — Bestiality and Oral Fixations
Seriously. What the hell is with 2012, Japan, and horses? Impressions: Sigh. Yeah, they had to go ahead and make this close after all. The show may have actually trumped the vapidness of bra shopping...
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #06 — Quick! Everybody Sit Around This Laptop!
And that’s how we’ll spend the entire first half of the episode. Impressions: Well, now that I’ve already summarized the first ten minutes… Okay, fine. They also talked about exactly whose mom was a...
View ArticleThat’s Why We Can’t Have Sex #07 — Porn Music
They were trying entirely too hard this week. Impressions: For the first time ever, after two months, the battle didn’t end with one of the characters randomly exploding with magical power to win. In...
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #08 — Vs More Generic CG
The sad thing is that they have yet to not struggle against anything. Impressions: Boy, let me tell you. It is incredibly more unpleasant to watch this first thing in the morning than in the evening...
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #09 —…Or A Consistent Frame Rate
What the hell was going on here, feel? Impressions: I really must reiterate how much more unpleasant it is to watch this on its own in the morning instead of on Thursday nights with the threat/in the...
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #10 — Bestiality
…The dog got a lot of action this week. Impressions: I prefer to think of the start as her breaking down in tears not because he woke up, but because she caught him swapping saliva with the dog and...
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #11 — Molesting Dogs
What does this show have against them anyway? Impressions: Another truly godawful overly melodramatic episode that went absolutely nowhere. The music this week deserves special mention for being so...
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #12 — More Dog Abuse
German shepherds should not be used like that. Impressions: It’s more than a little disturbing that they used an entire dog to censor his penis. It’s more disturbing that they kept showing it too....
View ArticleThat’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #13 — Swimsuits? Who Needs Swimsuits?
It’s not like it’s a bonus episode for a fanservice show or anything. Why both putting any in? You know what, why the hell not? Besides, I opened to Lis ‘roaring’ and that was already more… amusing…...
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