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That’s Why I Can’t Have Breasts #04 — Slimes Defeated

  But were they parasites or symbiotes? I have no idea why this took so long to pop. I blame the Olympics.. Impressions: Since this was so late, for a time, I was considering writing up a generic...

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #05 — Bestiality and Oral Fixations

  Seriously. What the hell is with 2012, Japan, and horses? Impressions: Sigh. Yeah, they had to go ahead and make this close after all. The show may have actually trumped the vapidness of bra shopping...

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #06 — Quick! Everybody Sit Around This Laptop!

  And that’s how we’ll spend the entire first half of the episode. Impressions: Well, now that I’ve already summarized the first ten minutes… Okay, fine. They also talked about exactly whose mom was a...

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That’s Why We Can’t Have Sex #07 — Porn Music

  They were trying entirely too hard this week. Impressions: For the first time ever, after two months, the battle didn’t end with one of the characters randomly exploding with magical power to win. In...

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #08 — Vs More Generic CG

  The sad thing is that they have yet to not struggle against anything. Impressions: Boy, let me tell you. It is incredibly more unpleasant to watch this first thing in the morning than in the evening...

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #09 —…Or A Consistent Frame Rate

  What the hell was going on here, feel? Impressions: I really must reiterate how much more unpleasant it is to watch this on its own in the morning instead of on Thursday nights with the threat/in the...

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #10 — Bestiality

  …The dog got a lot of action this week. Impressions: I prefer to think of the start as her breaking down in tears not because he woke up, but because she caught him swapping saliva with the dog and...

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #11 — Molesting Dogs

  What does this show have against them anyway? Impressions: Another truly godawful overly melodramatic episode that went absolutely nowhere. The music this week deserves special mention for being so...

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #12 — More Dog Abuse

  German shepherds should not be used like that. Impressions: It’s more than a little disturbing that they used an entire dog to censor his penis. It’s more disturbing that they kept showing it too....

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That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #13 — Swimsuits? Who Needs Swimsuits?

  It’s not like it’s a bonus episode for a fanservice show or anything. Why both putting any in? You know what, why the hell not? Besides, I opened to Lis ‘roaring’ and that was already more… amusing…...

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